Love Your Body Week

Last week was love your body week here at Boston College which even the thought of is just ridiculous to me. If girls were going to love their bodies and embrace bodies of all shapes and sizes they won't have gone to BC instead these people picked schools like Wellesley where their mind mattered and not their body or a community college that doesn't have a gym.
There is always a girl who is skinner, with prettier hair, better jeans, more expensive Yves Saint Laurent bags and that girl will ALWAYS work out next to you at the gym. That's just a fact of going to Boston College. My better than me girl has no name, I'd like to think it's something like Gisele but in reality it's probably something more upstate New York, old money like. She could be a Mitsy. She's tall, with long legs and gorgeous long blond. She wears spandex pants that I could never pull off and she carries 'the bag.' It's a large (probably weighs more than she does) white base, black emblem Yves Saint Laurent tote of perfection. This girl makes me want to run a marathon everyday and marry rich to have a perfect Park Avenue apartment and of course to be able to have that bag! No matter what time I go to the gym Mitsy or one of Mitsy's celery eating friends will be running next to the only open treadmill. So thanks girls for making me want to force feed you hamburgers and steal your bags. I'll have extra scoop of ice cream just for you during the next Love your Body Week!