"Things that will NOT happen at my wedding"
- The flower girl and ring bearer will know how to walk down the aisle
- I will not be chewing gum during my vows (or at any other point of my wedding)
- My father will not be chewing gum when he gives me away
- An 8 month pregnant woman will not marry me
- My husband's best man will not have more jewelry on than I do
- I hopefully will not have to ask how to pronounce a word in my vows during the ceremony
- If I decide to take communion during the ceremony I will not put my gum on the steam of the glass or chug the entire glass of wine
- I will NOT have a cash bar at the reception
- I will not double fist glasses of beer when I enter my reception or proceed to chug them in front of the entire party
- 'Sexy back' will not be playing as I enter my reception
On another note, Jill attended the wedding which is always an adventure in itself. She brought her new boyfriend Stephen along. In my eyes Stephen is the best boyfriend she has ever had. He's intelligent (big step in the right direction), funny and puts up with Jill. Now they've only been dating on and off for a few months but if you saw them together you would think they were on their honeymoon. She can't keep her hands off him as she prances around introducing him as 'My BOYFRIEND Stephen!' As I hear this I just cringe... So maybe I have never really had a steady boyfriend but why not just call him Stephen? Does she really have to drop the BF word all the time? Everyone already assumes he's your BF seeing how he's at the wedding with you and you're all over him! He's either a BF or a male escort for the evening... So ok maybe it is needed to introduce him as your BOYFRIEND! We'd hate for rumors to fly about you having to bring an escort.
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Interesting to know.
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